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2k05gt
05-06-2009, 09:08 PM
Confucius Say..
"Man who Farts in Church, Sits on Own Pew."

"Man who run in front of car get tired."

"Crowded elevator always smell different to midget."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

"Man who run behind car get exhausted."

MarcSpaz
05-06-2009, 09:33 PM
Wow,
That is pretty bad. LOL

2k05gt
05-06-2009, 10:27 PM
What can I tell ya, its a boring night, 9 Days of no Sun and all Rain is gettig old